Sunday, March 21, 2010

The Eighth Husband - Knut Alioto

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Not to let the 'husband' slot stay empty long, Monyette invited Knut Alioto to move in.  He brought $10,000 with him, and a want to be a Hall of Famer.  He just might live long enough to bring home the career reward for that one.  Monyette doesn't have a punching bag.

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Brandon's son Link (forgot I was naming kids after country stars) is born at the lunch table.  Neither Knut or Jake seem to notice.

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Remington finally haunts...blue...death by drowning.

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And Brandon realizes he is dead.  Bright lime green....death by disease.

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Knut and Monyette tie the knot of death. Tis a shame really...they are three bolts.  A perfect match.

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Jake gets abducted...much to his delight...and everyone else's.  Except for Knut...he seems worried.  YEAH!  Now Jake can get the Extraterrestrial Reparations Grant for Uni!~ (not that it makes any difference...I many never play Jake again. haha).

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Cleave's boy Barone grows up.  This means that Jake will be leaving....at least one teen at all times must be around to help take care of the little ones.

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Monyette enjoys a midnight snack of pancackes whilst two of her dead husbands hover nearby...Remington London Pizza guy on the left, and there is Brandon Lillard on the right dramatically reinacting his death by disease.  "You see Monyette!  You see!  This is how I died....!  Do you miss me???  Why didn't you cook me any fresh food?"

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Monyette reacts to Brandon's ghost by thinking how sexy schmexy it is. haha

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She doesn't think Remington Pizzy Guy is sexy schmexy at all! 

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Monyette has given birth to another son, Brad (paisley), Knut's boy.  To celebrate the prospect of adding another grave to her growing graveyard, she falls in love with Julien Cooke.  A future tombsto...err...husband.

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*Sigh* the cowplant has moved up from the corner of the graveyard to assume the position of Remington The Pizza Guy's grave marker.  His tombstone disappeared, which means we won't be seeing his ghost anymore.  May his essence live on forever in the cowplant!

*ASimWen bows her head in reverence.*

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Monyette has been telling everybody in the neighborhood about her growing graveyard.

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Monyette had a strong hankerin' to see her friend Countess Kay. 

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Monyette is aking a favor of Kay.

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OOOohhhh!  Shiny!  Kay obliges Monyette.  It apperars that Monyette wants Knut to be a vampire. 
**CRACK!  SIZZLE!  BUZZ!!**

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Barone, who is studying upstairs, immediately rolled the want to become a vamipre too, being a knowledge Sim.  But he will stay human.  Hm, it looks like the ladies really had fun turning Knut into a vampire.

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Oh Knut!  You ran the obstacle course all night long to get body points for your job in athletics...hurry!  Run inside!

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Oh no Knut....don't pause now!  I know the sun is strong!  You can make it!  I know you can!  Err...since when did you take up smoking?

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Ouch...I guess that is gonna leave a mark....

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Tsk tsk....another vampire bites the dust.

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And Knut joins the other seven husbands in the cemetary.  Who?  Oh who will be next?


Husband nine is on the horizon....!


6 comments:

Twoyys4me said...

"Another vampire bites the dust"... rofl... too funny. Not quite what Knut was hoping to bite I'm guessing. :D
Poor Remmington and his lost gravestone- why does that happen? Some glitch?
I do like the re-enactment ghosts though such as Brandon... so dramatic how they relive their death. (Oh, nice puddles from Remy- heh).
I also love the papers on Monyette's walls- the pattern makes it look like brushed velvet curtain which seems so fitting in such a household.
Poor Julien- I can't bear to think what's in store for him...

ASimWen said...

About the gavestones disappearing...I notice it happens when the ghosts haunt each other's grave. I have seen a ghost jump into another grave..and the tombstone will simply disappear, rather than go thru the hovering animation. I have also seen it jump so high, it teleports to another place on the lot, and simply disappears when it attempts to land. I need to find a mod that stops the ghosts from haunting each other's graves.

ruby said...

all caught up!
whew you've been busy. I look forward to seeing who's next.
I thought I was good at killing sims, you're awesome! i have never gotten any to die from food poisoning. I will have to try that again some day.

Ndayeni said...

Finally got a chance to read this blog, and have enjoyed it like all your others :) Too bad you lost Monyette's original hair, it looked really good on her, especially with that dress.

I have to agree, you're doing really well with all the different deaths. Will be interesting to see what's in store for the future gravest - er, husbands.

Bubbs said...

Poor Knut...innocent Knut....bye bye Knut.

LMAO - Remington's grave is gone, but his essence is still here! Too funny!

Vampire Knut! YEAH, oops, not good...bye bye Knut.

Rachel said...

These just keep getting funnier and funnier!